The iris scanner has been fixed. It will now rotate to my height and to make this whole thing even more science fiction -sih, the head of security explained that the scanner will now remember my height and adjust automatically for me. Welcome to the future my friends.
In a creepier but related story, as I was waiting for the head of security some guy came out from a nearby door and asked me if I was waiting to use the irradiator. I told him I was waiting for security to show me the iris scanner. He sighed and said "too bad, I've always wanted to see the irradiator. I wonder how big it is". And of course after writing that last post I'm all ready pondering hte reasons for enhanced security and the first thing that pops into my head is "This could be a crazy terrorist! Who the heck wants to see an irradiator". But seeing as how security was all ready on it's way I decided not to worry.
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